This right here is easily the most stylish and functional vajayjay I’ve ever seen! (Not that I’ve witnessed that many lady parts up close and personal, mind you. Ahem.) Feast your eyes and flex your fingers for the G-Point Vagina Mouse!
Now before you get too titillated by excitement, I have some bad news to break: the G-Point Mouse is (as yet) only a design concept. But a damn sexy one it is! The mouse comes with an extra special button that can be mapped to your favorite website (Geek Gems, Scarlettopia or The Spoony Experiment, of course!) and a sleek, supple exterior that just begs to be stroked. Just remember, lads – a PC pointing device is no acceptable substitute for a real life woman, but it may just give you a leg up (or finger up?) for the secrets to pleasing your current or future lady love. She can thank me later.
G-Point Mouse Design [thanks to @stuartnewsom for the tip!]
If you’re like me, you grew up intensely fascinated with the Light Bright and decorated your room with lava lamps, because back in the day colorful light was Totally Amazing Technology, yo! And what can I say – I still think they’re pretty damn sweet. So I love the concept behind the USB Moody 4-Port Hub, which gently rotates between 7 colors, making it perfect for a soothing atmosphere or some swanky mood lighting when you’re knockin’ boots. (Candles are so overrated!) And lest you forget your name and address – after a particularly rousing 18 straight hours of playing WoW, perhaps? – it comes complete with a name card holder. Yay for random add-ons!
Product Link: USB Moody 4-Port Hub – $12
Dr. Mario was one of my favorite NES games growing up, a Tetris-esque puzzle game where you flip and stack dual-colored pills in order to eradicate cute … Err, nasty n’ viscous virus bugs. And while the good doctor is no match for Internet-borne nasties, he can give you extra space on your PC to fill up with games and other goodies via 8BitMemory’s 320 GB Dr. Mario External Hard Drive. And if Mario isn’t your bag, there are several other classic NES titles to choose from – and even SNES cartridges for those non-purists. (NES Classic forever!)
320GB Dr. Mario External Hard Drive – $119.99 at Etsy
