If this truly works as advertised, start pledging allegiance to the Rising Sun, kegger-goers. But first, as a public service announcement, kiddos: public drunkenness doesn’t just present safety hazards when some Apprentice Sheen jumps behind a wheel – it’s also pretty rude. After all, what kind of game does anybody really have with a mouth that smells like the bottom of a Pabst can?
Well, Drunk-san, get a handle on advertising yourself as a third-degree black belt lush before you get carried away. Get yourself the Etiquette Checker personal Breathalyzer and bad breath tester.
This isn’t your typical frat brother’s Breathalyzer. No, sir. This plastic, AAA battery-powered beauty not only presents your Blood Alcohol Level in 0.5 increments, but also grades your mouth-stank on a 1-to-6 scale: a “6″ indicating that blowing a kiss could KO a Jersey Shore cast member at 50 paces.
Averting humiliation should be priceless. But if some still need convincing, the retailers are currently pledging that 5 percent of every purchase will benefit the works of the Japan Red Cross Society and Medecins Sans Frontieres, aiding earthquake and tsunami victims. A final caution, though: whatever this thing tells you, if you need an electronic test to gauge whether you can safely drive, you shouldn’t. Make us here at Geek Gems happy and call a ride.
Etiquette Checker ($77)
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