So I have to admit, I don’t know that I’d necessarily want these Super Mario Bros Wall Stickers on my bedroom wall. I mean, c’mon – a diminutive Italian man jumping over my headboard with his legs all akimbo wouldn’t necessarily get me in the mood for sweet lovin’. But your mileage may vary! However, I love the idea of putting them in a bathroom, which is often the most criminally under-decorated room of the house. And of course, what better way to teach your kids about the roots of modern console gaming than by plastering their walls with some retro Mario goodness? Now if only they can find the warp whistle …
This right here is easily the most stylish and functional vajayjay I’ve ever seen! (Not that I’ve witnessed that many lady parts up close and personal, mind you. Ahem.) Feast your eyes and flex your fingers for the G-Point Vagina Mouse!
Now before you get too titillated by excitement, I have some bad news to break: the G-Point Mouse is (as yet) only a design concept. But a damn sexy one it is! The mouse comes with an extra special button that can be mapped to your favorite website (Geek Gems or Scarlettopia of course!) and a sleek, supple exterior that just begs to be stroked. Just remember, lads – a PC pointing device is no acceptable substitute for a real life woman, but it may just give you a leg up (or finger up?) for the secrets to pleasing your current or future lady love. She can thank me later.
G-Point Mouse Design [thanks to @stuartnewsom for the tip!]
I’ll admit it – I was one of those pussy kids in high-school who begged out of dissection day in Biology, citing a squeamish stomach. But srsly, I had no desire to see Kermit get hacked up the middle with his innards all out on display. What if I got all vomitose and embarrassed myself in front of my Crush o’ the Week? No, that would never do. But I can’t help the urge to get my hands on the adorably odd Knitting in Biology 101 art … thing by Crafty Hedgehog. And if our amphibian friends don’t rock your socks, you can opt for the dissected rat, pig, or Easter bunny knit pieces. SCIENCE! [Via Rare Bird Finds]
Nintendo Wall Graphics ($49.99 to $69.99)
