Writing this blog is awesome, but totally dangerous for my nonexistent cash flow, as I keep discovering little obsessions I never knew I had. For example, did you know that robots could be so adorably d’awwwww? First it was the geekishly precious robot salt and pepper shaker, and now I’m all melty over the handmade robot greeting cards by lrhbindustries. Not only is the drawing all wistful and lovely, but the binary code actually translates to “MISS”, making this a perfectly nerdy and thoughtful gift for that faraway internet paramour of yours. There are also super sweet birthday, thank you, and robot Valentine’s Day cards to choose from, and really affordable at $3.50 a pop. (You’d spend that much on a generic Hallmark card, and trust me – paper crafts are much more keepsake-worthy!)

Robot “Thinking of You” Card ($3.50)

Valentine’s Day is but 10 days away, and what better way to profess your <3 for your favorite nerdy chick then to put it all over her chest? … On a t-shirt, I mean. Pervert!

I ♥ My Geek Tee – $18.99
Geek Is Sexy Tee – $18.99
Binary Love Tee – $18.99
Geek Love Poem Tee – $18.99

My favorite is the 8-Bit Dynamic Life Tee, which is so freakin’ sweet it’s nearly guaranteed to delight or nauseate your friends, depending upon their bitterness meter. When you and your beloved are more than 5 meters apart, the light-up decal (which runs on 3 AAA batteries) will only glow up to 2-1/2 hearts. But get a little closer and the hearts on both t-shirts will simultaneously rise to “full health”. If you’re one half of a nerdy dynamic-duo and that doesn’t melt your heart, you have no soul!

8-Bit Dynamic Life Tee – $17.99 – $24.99

But let’s be honest – this Valentine’s Day, it’s all about getting into her pants, amirite? If you’re feeling especially cheeky (pun absolutely intended!) get her the HTTP Panties Set, complete with Hypertext Transfer Protocol status codes that only a net-savvy nerd could love.

HTTP Panties Set – $7.99