The personalized fortune cookie slippers by SushiBooties are sweeter’n sugar with their extra soft fleece that’s a perfect color match for the crunchy goodness of real fortune cookies. They come in all sizes, and you can personalize your fortune cookie fortunes with any message or “lucky numbers” of your choice. The slippers will even arrive in a Chinese style take-out box, all ready for gift giving.
Y’know, sometimes finding a truly comfy pair of slippers takes a little luck, but thankfully you have the good fortune to be reading this post! (Oh, I went there – yes I did! ^_^)
Get Them Here: Fortune Cookie Personalized Slippers – $26.00
Oh c’mon, there was no way I wasn’t going to love this t-shirt. Redhead + cheeky sexual innuendo = instant WIN!
Get It Here: Handle My Load Tee – $19 and up
I must be on a steampunk kick lately, because as soon as I saw this pirate booty-licious purse, I immediately began mentally designing a LARPing outfit around it. “A busty wench bustier would be more on theme, but I do have a soft spot for those steampunky, vintage goggles …” And I don’t even LARP, dammit! Cute accessories have a strange and powerful effect on the ladies.
The Steampunk Industrial Clutch Purse is hand-painted and aged, with a cache of pirates gold attached to the lid in a most bountiful fashion. It may not necessarily be the most practical handbag, but c’mon! Style over function, people. Arrrrrrrrr you with me? ;-)
Product Link: Pirate Clutch Purse – $24.99 [via Fashionably Geek]
Do you ever wish you had an uncanny intuition for knowing when your girlfriend wants some sweet lovin’? (I know, I know – we should just tell you when we’re horny. But that would ruin the fun!) Well thanks to temperature sensitivity and a little sumthin’ sumthin’ called SCIENCE, you’ll be able to literally read your honey’s lips and know when she’s in the mood.
The Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss by Too Faced starts out clear and slowly changes to a come-hither crimson as the wearer becomes more, ahem, “amorous”. But how does it work? Does each tube come with a pocket-sized version of Sue Johanson, that hilariously saucy old lady who hosts the Talk Sex With Sue show? Well, not quite. Chalk it up to some heat-activated ingredients mixed with the magic of body chemistry. Unfortunately this means that it’s probably wildly inaccurate (you’d likely always appear to be turned on after a work out or on a hot summer’s day) – but the sheer idea of mood swing, color changing lip gloss is so ’80s that it’s almost awesome in a retro way. And it really does give “lip service” a whole new meaning. Rawr!
Product Link: Emotionally Activated Lipgloss – $18.50
It’s March 14th, pi-nally! (I’ll wait a few minutes for you to stop chuckling at my punning GENIUS.) What is Pi Day, you ask? Naught but a cheeky holiday – nay, celebration! – observed by quality nerds and math enthusiasts the world over to celebrate the Greek letter of Pi ( π ), which is the symbol for the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. Pi = 3.1415926535… so it’s only fitting that March 14th (3.14) = Pi Day. And now that you’re all edjumacated, let’s look at some awesome holiday-themed gifts that you’ll absolutely pi’ne over. (Somebody, stop me!)
There’s an awesome collection of “math appreciation” and Pi Day Gifts out there, but my favorites are the Albert Einstein action figure (“go go, Gadget Relativity Theory!”); the fantastic – and refreshing! – Pi shaped ice cube tray; and the t-shirt with its iconic symbol constructed from the first 4993 digits of Pi. Freakin’ genius!
Pi Day Gifts
Albert Einstein Action Figure – $8.99
Pi Ice Cube Tray – $8.99
Pi By Numbers T-Shirt – $16.99
