The personalized fortune cookie slippers by SushiBooties are sweeter’n sugar with their extra soft fleece that’s a perfect color match for the crunchy goodness of real fortune cookies. They come in all sizes, and you can personalize your fortune cookie fortunes with any message or “lucky numbers” of your choice. The slippers will even arrive in a Chinese style take-out box, all ready for gift giving.
Y’know, sometimes finding a truly comfy pair of slippers takes a little luck, but thankfully you have the good fortune to be reading this post! (Oh, I went there – yes I did! ^_^)
Get Them Here: Fortune Cookie Personalized Slippers – $26.00
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I must be on a steampunk kick lately, because as soon as I saw this pirate booty-licious purse, I immediately began mentally designing a LARPing outfit around it. “A busty wench bustier would be more on theme, but I do have a soft spot for those steampunky, vintage goggles …” And I don’t even LARP, dammit! Cute accessories have a strange and powerful effect on the ladies.
The Steampunk Industrial Clutch Purse is hand-painted and aged, with a cache of pirates gold attached to the lid in a most bountiful fashion. It may not necessarily be the most practical handbag, but c’mon! Style over function, people. Arrrrrrrrr you with me? ;-)
Product Link: Pirate Clutch Purse – $24.99 [via Fashionably Geek]
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Do you ever wish you had an uncanny intuition for knowing when your girlfriend wants some sweet lovin’? (I know, I know – we should just tell you when we’re horny. But that would ruin the fun!) Well thanks to temperature sensitivity and a little sumthin’ sumthin’ called SCIENCE, you’ll be able to literally read your honey’s lips and know when she’s in the mood.
The Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss by Too Faced starts out clear and slowly changes to a come-hither crimson as the wearer becomes more, ahem, “amorous”. But how does it work? Does each tube come with a pocket-sized version of Sue Johanson, that hilariously saucy old lady who hosts the Talk Sex With Sue show? Well, not quite. Chalk it up to some heat-activated ingredients mixed with the magic of body chemistry. Unfortunately this means that it’s probably wildly inaccurate (you’d likely always appear to be turned on after a work out or on a hot summer’s day) – but the sheer idea of mood swing, color changing lip gloss is so ’80s that it’s almost awesome in a retro way. And it really does give “lip service” a whole new meaning. Rawr!
Product Link: Emotionally Activated Lipgloss – $18.50
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Now this is really my “type” of accessory. (Lawl!) The uber-stylish computer keyboard purse is covered in recycled keys, making it both eco-friendly and geektastic to boot. But is it functional? At 6×9 inches in size, it’s plenty roomy for all your essential bits and bobs – but sadly you won’t be able to type out emails or key in your favorite porn … ahem, your favorite social networking site. Hey, not all nerdy treasures need to be internet enabled. Just most of them, dammit!
Product Link: Recycled Keyboard Clutch – $39.99
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Remember those totally rad and bodacious slap bracelets from when we were kids, and how wickedly bogus and heinous it was when they got banned in school for being all dangerous n’ stuff?
What’s that? You were barely a just a twinkle in your mama’s eye in the ’80s? Mutter “whippersnappers” grumble …
Well you might not remember the glory days of the slap-happy, snappy wrist cuffs, but don’t despair! (Yeah, you weren’t despairing. Hush up.) These silver ruler cuff bracelets make a swanky, yet perfectly nerdy accessory that takes all the retro coolness of the slap bracelet and turns up the awesomeness factor to 7 – inches, to be exact! Not that anything else on your anatomy has ever been associated with that number.
Oh snap! =)
Manly Ruler Cuff – $54.00
Original Ruler Cuff – $49.00
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