Geek Gems

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Geek Tees

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Oh c’mon, there was no way I wasn’t going to love this t-shirt. Redhead + cheeky sexual innuendo = instant WIN!

Get It Here: Handle My Load Tee$19 and up

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Happy Pi Day – March 14 2010

by Scarlett on March 14, 2010 · View Comments

It’s March 14th, pi-nally! (I’ll wait a few minutes for you to stop chuckling at my punning GENIUS.) What is Pi Day, you ask? Naught but a cheeky holiday – nay, celebration! – observed by quality nerds and math enthusiasts the world over to celebrate the Greek letter of Pi ( π ), which is the symbol for the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. Pi = 3.1415926535… so it’s only fitting that March 14th (3.14) = Pi Day. And now that you’re all edjumacated, let’s look at some awesome holiday-themed gifts that you’ll absolutely pi’ne over. (Somebody, stop me!)

pi day gifts

There’s an awesome collection of “math appreciation” and Pi Day Gifts out there, but my favorites are the Albert Einstein action figure (“go go, Gadget Relativity Theory!”); the fantastic – and refreshing! – Pi shaped ice cube tray; and the t-shirt with its iconic symbol constructed from the first 4993 digits of Pi. Freakin’ genius!

Pi Day Gifts
Albert Einstein Action Figure – $8.99
Pi Ice Cube Tray – $8.99
Pi By Numbers T-Shirt – $16.99

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Domo Arigato, Mr. Naughty Roboto!

by Scarlett on February 22, 2010 · View Comments

robot porn t shirt

The birds and the bees? Please – why rely on the innocent and antiquated tales that our grandparents told way back in the day, when you can learn all you need to know about doin’ the nasty from outlets and plugs? Do like the robot-folk do – just make sure to use protection, kids. And remember, those funny “surges” you keep having are perfectly normal! ;-)

Product Link: While The Kids Are In Standby Mode T-Shirt$18.00 [via Fashionably Geek]

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Flock of Seagals T-Shirt

by Scarlett on February 17, 2010 · View Comments

flock of seagals shirt

Oh Steven Seagal. You were out of the spotlight for a good long while – some might say, not long enough! – only to show up on television terrorizing the streets of Louisiana with your totally zen cop-itude. Now your mean-lookin’ mug is poised to stare down crime from the chests of law-abiding citizens? Bitchin’!

The Flock of Seagals t-shirt is a witty wink to the ’80s band Flock of Seaguls, whom you’d likely only recognize for their distinctive haircuts and massively overplayed tune “I Ran”. Which, ironically enough, is what criminals in Jefferson Parish do every time they see Deputy Steven on the prowl. Srsly, who needs McGruff the Crime Dog when Seagal is on the scene?

Product Link: Flock of Seagals T-Shirt$19 to $24

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Vancouver Olympics are go!

by Scarlett on February 12, 2010 · View Comments

Yay, the Olympics start today! And what better way to pay homage to the great city of Vancouver than to totally mock our friendly neighbors to the north with these hilarious Canada t-shirts! *

canada tees

Winter Olympics: Nobody Cares T-Shirt$20.00
Blame Canada for Nickelback T-Shirt$16.99
Canada: America’s Hat T-Shirt$20.00

* Actually, I think Canada is a pretty cool country. Eh has the Winter Olympics and doesn’t afraid of anything.

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