Look … I get that this whole DIY project is meant to be in jest, but WTF crafters?! I know I occasionally rag on you for your scrapbookin’, crochetin’, quilt makin’ tendencies – but this Laptop Compubody Sock is just a hazard. Not only because it’s virtually guaranteed to overheat your laptop (and your head), but because you’ll almost certainly be dragged off to the mental ward for wearing this in public. But take heart! You can always knit yourself a straitjacket iPhone cozy.