Do you ever wish you had an uncanny intuition for knowing when your girlfriend wants some sweet lovin’? (I know, I know – we should just tell you when we’re horny. But that would ruin the fun!) Well thanks to temperature sensitivity and a little sumthin’ sumthin’ called SCIENCE, you’ll be able to literally read your honey’s lips and know when she’s in the mood.
The Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss by Too Faced starts out clear and slowly changes to a come-hither crimson as the wearer becomes more, ahem, “amorous”. But how does it work? Does each tube come with a pocket-sized version of Sue Johanson, that hilariously saucy old lady who hosts the Talk Sex With Sue show? Well, not quite. Chalk it up to some heat-activated ingredients mixed with the magic of body chemistry. Unfortunately this means that it’s probably wildly inaccurate (you’d likely always appear to be turned on after a work out or on a hot summer’s day) – but the sheer idea of mood swing, color changing lip gloss is so ’80s that it’s almost awesome in a retro way. And it really does give “lip service” a whole new meaning. Rawr!
Emotionally Activated Lipgloss ($18.50)
