Oh c’mon, there was no way I wasn’t going to love this t-shirt. Redhead + cheeky sexual innuendo = instant WIN!
Get It Here: Handle My Load Tee – $19 and up
{ 0 comments }
Writing this blog is awesome, but totally dangerous for my nonexistent cash flow, as I keep discovering little obsessions I never knew I had. For example, did you know that robots could be so adorably d’awwwww? First it was the geekishly precious robot salt and pepper shaker, and now I’m all melty over the handmade robot greeting cards by lrhbindustries. Not only is the drawing all wistful and lovely, but the binary code actually translates to “MISS”, making this a perfectly nerdy and thoughtful gift for that faraway internet paramour of yours. There are also super sweet birthday, thank you, and robot Valentine’s Day cards to choose from, and really affordable at $3.50 a pop. (You’d spend that much on a generic Hallmark card, and trust me – paper crafts are much more keepsake-worthy!)
Get It Here: Robot “Thinking of You” Card – $3.50
{ 0 comments }
I must be on a steampunk kick lately, because as soon as I saw this pirate booty-licious purse, I immediately began mentally designing a LARPing outfit around it. “A busty wench bustier would be more on theme, but I do have a soft spot for those steampunky, vintage goggles …” And I don’t even LARP, dammit! Cute accessories have a strange and powerful effect on the ladies.
The Steampunk Industrial Clutch Purse is hand-painted and aged, with a cache of pirates gold attached to the lid in a most bountiful fashion. It may not necessarily be the most practical handbag, but c’mon! Style over function, people. Arrrrrrrrr you with me? ;-)
Product Link: Pirate Clutch Purse – $24.99 [via Fashionably Geek]
{ 2 comments }
Do you ever wish you had an uncanny intuition for knowing when your girlfriend wants some sweet lovin’? (I know, I know – we should just tell you when we’re horny. But that would ruin the fun!) Well thanks to temperature sensitivity and a little sumthin’ sumthin’ called SCIENCE, you’ll be able to literally read your honey’s lips and know when she’s in the mood.
The Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss by Too Faced starts out clear and slowly changes to a come-hither crimson as the wearer becomes more, ahem, “amorous”. But how does it work? Does each tube come with a pocket-sized version of Sue Johanson, that hilariously saucy old lady who hosts the Talk Sex With Sue show? Well, not quite. Chalk it up to some heat-activated ingredients mixed with the magic of body chemistry. Unfortunately this means that it’s probably wildly inaccurate (you’d likely always appear to be turned on after a work out or on a hot summer’s day) – but the sheer idea of mood swing, color changing lip gloss is so ’80s that it’s almost awesome in a retro way. And it really does give “lip service” a whole new meaning. Rawr!
Product Link: Emotionally Activated Lipgloss – $18.50
{ 8 comments }
I just love the look of decorative globes – although my own sense of global positioning is woefully lacking. (When I was growing up, I thought that the direction in front of me was always automatically north. I guess I really was the center of my own universe!) So even though I might not be able to point out Seychelles or Liechtenstein, I can still appreciate the awesomeness of the City Lights Earth Illuminated Globe. As it slowly rotates, various cities begin to illuminate – mimicking what it might look like if you were viewing various parts of the earth. So pretty! It reminds me of those spiky fiber optic lamps I used to love in the ’80s – except this is all educational and lacking in lameness. So there’s that.
Product Link: City Lights Globe – $59.95 [via LikeCool]
{ 0 comments }
