I have to admit that I generally avoid Facebook groups and fan pages like the plague. While I see the cheeky humor in joining a group dedicated to scoring more fans than XYZ musician, or that celebrates some random thing that many of us have in common (Scarlett s now a fan of “Hitting the Snooze Button 800 Times in the Morning”), I’m pretty hardcore about streamlining my FB experience, so the less groups, pages and apps to deal with, the better. But having grown up with the comedy gold (pun sooooo intended) of The Golden Girls, this is one hilariously awesome group that I can hardly resist:

The idea is simple and so genuinely well-meaning that it kinda warms my heart, even if it is completely random. Essentially, the fella who started the Betty White to Host SNL group back in December ‘09 thought it would be a keen idea to gather folks together and urge Lorne Michaels, producer of Saturday Night Live, to invite the fabulous Betty White to host the show – something that (despite her many decades in show business), she had never been invited to do. In an interview with L.A. Times, White was tickled (if a little incredulous) about the whole affair, but seems keen to take on the challenge if offered a hosting spot. True, the TV legend just turned 88 in January, but something tells me she has all the moxie and comedic genius necessary to kick the gig into high gear, especially if her hilarious Super Bowl commercial is any indication.
So will Lorne Michaels take the bait? It’s anybody’s guess, but almost 445,000 fans (at the time of this writing) is pretty impressive. And if the whole thing should pan out, it would be an awesome testament to the power of social networking. In the meantime, cross your fingers, brush up on your Golden Girls on Lifetime TV, and check out these rad GG themed t-shirts. Stay Golden!
Stay Golden T-Shirt – $22.00
Hot Like Bea T-Shirt – $18.00
It’s an epic understatement to say that I’m a fan of The Guild. Obsessed, infatuated, in a perpetual state of lust with? Now we’re getting warmer! Written by and starring the luminously nerdalicious Felicia Day, this mega beloved web series follows a guild of misfits who play a World of Warcraft-ian MMORPG, and much hilarity n’ hijinks ensue. The show wrapped its latest season in 2009, and you can now score The Guild: Season 3 as an Amazon.com exclusive with tons of extra features. As an owner of the Seasons 1 & 2 combo set, I can vouch for the awesomeness of those extras – from cast commentaries to interviews, gag reels and creator videos, and more. The DVD also includes the “Do You Want To Date My Avatar” music video, which is just as infectious and ridiculous as it sounds!
Now it’s true, you can absolutely watch The Guild free online; however I’m partial to the DVDs for their “play all” feature, which allows you to watch the entire season in just about an hour’s time – and also skips all the title sequences. And have I mentioned the special features? (Srsly, the commentaries are hilarious and well worth a listen!) I’mma stop fangasaming now, honest. But one last thing: if you don’t love The Guild, I will totally send you to Vorktanamo Bay!
Your intimidation is duly noted.
Product Link: The Guild: Season 3 – $10.99
As the perfect partner-in-crime for my affection for novelty ice cube trays, I have a thing for funny band-aids – and these decidedly wacky food bandages definitely fit the bill! Why cover up that boo-boo with plain ol’ latex and adhesive when you can proudly have your (cup) cake and wear it too? Though I have to admit, my personal favorite are the sushi bandages. Can I have a rainbow roll with my rug burn, please? Om nom nom!
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Cupcakes – $4.79
Sushi – $4.79
Pickles – $3.49
Bacon – $4.79
The birds and the bees? Please – why rely on the innocent and antiquated tales that our grandparents told way back in the day, when you can learn all you need to know about doin’ the nasty from outlets and plugs? Do like the robot-folk do – just make sure to use protection, kids. And remember, those funny “surges” you keep having are perfectly normal! ;-)
Product Link: While The Kids Are In Standby Mode T-Shirt – $18.00 [via Fashionably Geek]
Now before you get any ideas (you cheeky monkeys, you) – I have no desires or designs on having a little army of crumbsnatchers any time soon. But my big ol’ melty heart was all kinds of “d’awwwww!” when I saw these freakin’ adorable Baby Star Wars Prints by Ginormousrobot. You can purchase the Darth Vader, Princess Leia, R2-D2, or Luke Skywalker prints separately for $14 each, or get all four at a swanky discount. Know a Star Wars fanatic who has a baby shower coming up? These prints would score you sooooo much geek cred!
Product Link: Baby Star Wars Artwork – $14 each or $46 for the set [via Rare Bird Finds]