This right here is easily the most stylish and functional vajayjay I’ve ever seen! (Not that I’ve witnessed that many lady parts up close and personal, mind you. Ahem.) Feast your eyes and flex your fingers for the G-Point Vagina Mouse!
Now before you get too titillated by excitement, I have some bad news to break: the G-Point Mouse is (as yet) only a design concept. But a damn sexy one it is! The mouse comes with an extra special button that can be mapped to your favorite website (Geek Gems, Scarlettopia or The Spoony Experiment, of course!) and a sleek, supple exterior that just begs to be stroked. Just remember, lads – a PC pointing device is no acceptable substitute for a real life woman, but it may just give you a leg up (or finger up?) for the secrets to pleasing your current or future lady love. She can thank me later.
G-Point Mouse Design [thanks to @stuartnewsom for the tip!]
At first glance, the Telekinesis Obstacle Course looks pretty rad. After all, the idea that you can move an object through a complex course with your mind has “nerdy” and “SCIENCE!” written all over it. But just as a fancy illusion is all smoke and mirrors, this “telekinetic toy” relies heavily on clever handling and user assistance. Yes, you’ll get to levitate an extremely light-weight, fan-propelled ball with your mind (thanks to a headband, earlobe clips, and seven batteries). But that’s about it. You have to turn the knob on the toy to rotate the obstacle course, meaning the ball itself only moves vertically. Somewhat shady marketing? I’d say so. And $100 for a 5 minute distraction? I’ll take a subscription to the Playboy Channel Popular Science instead, thanks!
Product Link: Telekinetic Obstacle Course – $99.95
There are almost no words to describe how simultaneously random and awesome this is. Essentially, it’s a pickle toy that yodels. No more, no less, and still 100% awesome. What’s that? You want visual and auditory proof of this most amazing yodeling pickle? Feast your eyes and ears on this action:
Y’know, back when I was a kid (with highly questionable taste buds), I loved eating dill pickles wrapped in slices of American cheese. That bears no relevance to anything, but it seemed like a timely story to share. Don’t judge me!
Product Link: Electronic Yodeling Pickle – $12.95
Getting Bioshock 2 cheap ain’t easy, but GoGamer is rocking a super limited-time $10 off sale today only. Best price is the PC version for $39.90, but you can score a deal on the Xbox 360 and PS3 versions as well. Oh, and don’t forget free shipping with code SHIPFREE25. The discount ends at 10pm EST tonight!
Product Link: Bioshock 2 for PC – $39.90
