Oh Steven Seagal. You were out of the spotlight for a good long while – some might say, not long enough! – only to show up on television terrorizing the streets of Louisiana with your totally zen cop-itude. Now your mean-lookin’ mug is poised to stare down crime from the chests of law-abiding citizens? Bitchin’!
The Flock of Seagals t-shirt is a witty wink to the ’80s band Flock of Seagulls, whom you’d likely only recognize for their distinctive haircuts and massively overplayed tune “I Ran”. Which, ironically enough, is what criminals in Jefferson Parish do every time they see Deputy Steven on the prowl. Srsly, who needs McGruff the Crime Dog when Seagal is on the scene?
Flock of Seagals T-Shirt ($19 to $26)
