Last year, when we first wrote about the Steven Seagal t-shirt awesomeness that was “Flock of Seagals”, I thought its epic nod to 80′s band A Flock of Seagulls couldn’t be topped – but this new design rocks my socks even harder! With a nod to nostalgic band tee stylings, and the always imposing visage of Sir Steven looking all bad-ass in semi profile, this new shirt begs the question: which would you find more terrifying? A Flock of Seagals, or …
Seagulls?
Yikes. I think the jury might be out on this one.
Oh Steven Seagal. You were out of the spotlight for a good long while – some might say, not long enough! – only to show up on television terrorizing the streets of Louisiana with your totally zen cop-itude. Now your mean-lookin’ mug is poised to stare down crime from the chests of law-abiding citizens? Bitchin’!
The Flock of Seagals t-shirt is a witty wink to the ’80s band Flock of Seagulls, whom you’d likely only recognize for their distinctive haircuts and massively overplayed tune “I Ran”. Which, ironically enough, is what criminals in Jefferson Parish do every time they see Deputy Steven on the prowl. Srsly, who needs McGruff the Crime Dog when Seagal is on the scene?
Flock of Seagals Shirt ($20 and up)
